Quote from Will in Will's Misery
Vivian: This piece is exquisite. Philip: It certainly is. And you can sense the artist's pain and yet it's a celebration of life. Will: Yo! A swap meet. Philip: This is Mr. Culture. Will: What you talking about, Uncle Phil? I got me a capacity for paintings, man. You know, I can sense what the artist is saying. Oh, like this one. "What a brother got to do to get some fries?" See, and here, I can sense the juxtaposition of metaphors interspersed with the three-second violation. Philip: You're a jackass. Vivian: What is that noise? Philip: Oh, Geoffrey's using my electric shoe buffer. Will: Do you mean that old thing with all the frayed wires? Philip: Hey, now, that's a one-of-a-kind original. They don't make them like that anymore. [After the lights flicker, Geoffrey is flung down the stairs in a cloud of smoke. He cautiously stands up with his jacket smoking.] Will: I call this one Workmen's Compensation.