Will: I got an idea. How about we double date?
Valerie: A double date? Heh. No, see, I can't. My cousin has bad luck with men.
Will: Wait a minute, baby, you're not listening. I'm telling you, I got the perfect guy for you. A perfect gentleman. Listen, y'all come over the crib, you know, and we watch a little movie. We just chill.
Valerie: Will, what's the difference? If you don't go out with me, you're gonna go out with her or her or her.
Will: Wait, Val, Val, I'm hurt, you know. Now, come on, I mean, a guy can lie with his lips but he can't lie with his eyes.
Valerie: Will, I will go out with you.
Will: Ha-ha-ha.
Valerie: But it's not because of those fool eyes you just gave me. It's because I got no place else to go.
Will: Baby, you know what, I knew you was gonna come around. Why don't y'all roll past the crib you know, around 8:00? Give me time to pad the headboard. I'm kidding. You're sensitive, baby. I'll see you tonight, all right?
Valerie: Yeah, I must really be desperate.
Will: Ha, ha. I can't wait either, baby.