Hilary: There she is, America's sweetheart.
Carlton: Watch the hair!
Hilary: I have some very exciting news for you.
Carlton: Make it quick. Miss Banks has to mentally prepare for her appearance tomorrow at Dad's record store.
Hilary: I have the greatest idea for my talk show. It's a salute to divas. Past, present and future.
Will: Hilary, that is my idea.
Hilary: Right, just like you launched Ashley's career? So how about it, Ash?
Ashley: Hilary, it sounds really wonderful and I'd love to do it but, well, my managers have this silly little idea about me only doing important shows.
Will: Oh, so, what you doing, 60 Minutes?
Ashley: So young, so bitter.