Quote from Vivian in M is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Philip: Well, the secret to a successful cookout is flame control. Janice: Remember the last barbecue we were at? We were on the Jersey Shore protesting that toxic dump. Philip: Oh, is that why that chicken tasted so funny? Janice: We formed a human chain and kept the trucks out. Oh, remember? Philip: Of course I remember. You were wearing that calico halter-top. Janice: You know, I still have that halter-top. Vivian: Philip, the fire's getting a little too hot. [sprays Philip with water] There, that's better. Philip: Vivian, that was extremely childish. Vivian: Childish? You are the one who is gawking over this woman in our own backyard. Philip: She is an old friend. You cannot fault me for being friendly. Vivian: Saint Bernards are friendly. But even they don't slobber as much as you.