Will: Listen, listen, coach. Coach, listen. You're sweating it over nothing. The game is a lock. We found out that the SCU starting quarterback came down with the Canadian flu.
Coach: The Canadian flu? What the hell is that?
Will: I guess it's just like the American flu, just colder.
Coach: Hogwash. Every year SCU tries to put out some bogus rumor about one of its star players. Mess up our game plan. Last year, their kicker had rickets.
Will: Jazz, you fed me a bad tip, man. I might owe your bookie $500 that I don't have.
Jazz: Tony the Shovel ain't gonna like that. Just ask Flat Nose Gary.