Quote from Carlton in I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams
Will: Carlton, we're just having a little fun, man. I know how much you hate that, baby. Carlton: Don't you understand? SCU is going to retaliate. I mean, you've practically given them an invitation to abscond with Percival. Will: Who? Carlton: Hello? Percival, our beloved peacock. Look, I'm holding you personally responsible for its safety. Don't take your eyes off of him. Will: Oh, but, Carlton, no. That means I'll miss the big pep rally. Carlton: Well, I'm sorry, Will, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Now, if you'll excuse me I have 4,000 fans waiting for me in the quad. Hand me my head. Will: I'd love to. Carlton: It's show time.