Will: Oh, hey. Professor Milligan. How are you doing? Don't tell me. Don't tell me. You're coming down here to swear me in as the new manager. You're making the right choice because as you can see, this place is bumping.
Professor Milligan: Maybe so, but sales aren't. Take a look. You throw a good party, Will, but nobody's spending. I'm afraid you're just not management material.
Will: Wait. Hey, hey. Professor Mil. Hey, listen, listen. You're not gonna let a silly little thing like profits stand in the way of my promotion, are you?
Professor Milligan: I'm sorry, I've already made my decision. I'm bringing in one of the most conscientious freshmen business students for the job. Very meticulous. Bakes me fresh muffins every day.
Will: No. No. No, he's not... [holds out hand a low height]
Professor Milligan: Uh-huh.
Will: [chuckles like Carlton]
Professor Milligan: Uh-huh.
Will: [dances like Carlton]
Professor Milligan: Uh-huh.