Quote from Philip in Take My Cousin - Please
Carlton: Dad, we started this three days ago and there's no end in sight. Let's pay someone to finish the job. Philip: Am I keeping you from something more important? Carlton: As a matter of fact, yes. I've got midterms and, eventually, I'd like to move out get a full-time job and start a family. Philip: And when you do, I will help you build one of these for your child. Carlton: No, you won't, because I'll be smart enough to pay someone to do it for me. Philip: And just how are you gonna do that without a trust fund? Geoffrey: Game, set, match.