Philip: You know, I'd give anything for a cheeseburger, Will. Anything. Why, I might even finance your little trip to Mexico.
Will: How you trying to play me, Uncle Phil? I'm saying Mexico is important to me, but not if it will jeopardize your health.
Philip: Look, I know the doctor's telling the truth. It's just that I've got a lot going on. I'm under a lot of pressure. You let me get a running start at this diet. [steps on treadmill] See?
Will: How much running you talking about?
Philip: Uh, well... [Will turns the treadmill up] Well, I'll make a New Year's resolution, and by March... [Will turns up the treadmillagain ] February... you won't even recognize your old Uncle Phil.
Will: And that's this New Year's, right? [Will turns up the treadmill again]
Philip: Well, you have my solemn vow.