Will: Miss March, right? I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. Oh, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. Turn-ons: Fast cars, shrimp bouillabaisse and Indian quilts, right?
Woman: Very impressive. Now, do you remember my turnoffs?
Will: Do I? Hairy backs, smokers and abrasive young men who don't know when to shut up.
Woman: Bingo.