Judge: Mr. Banks, will you please call your first witness.
Philip: I don't have a witness.
Will: I do, Your Honor.
Judge: Fine. Mr. Smith, call your first witness.
Will: Your Honor, I'd like to call someone who's not afraid to tell the truth no matter what landlord Banks might do to him. Someone who knows the plaintiff intimately. Like a son, one might say.
Carlton: Oh, that's great, Will, who do we have?
Will: You, dummy.