Professor Mansfield: Excuse me, you think I could possibly get some help?
Will: Well, Hair Club For Men would be a good start.
Professor Mansfield: Ah, nothing like that minimum-wage humor. Look, my friend, if it's not too taxing I'd like you to do a little work, find these books for me.
Will: All right, all right, just relax a second. Here, fill out this requisition form, and I'll get them for you as soon as I can.
Professor Mansfield: Okay, try to have it before graduation, okay?
Will: Sure thing, Skippy.
Professor Mansfield: You know, I'd stay and continue this battle of wits with you but you're obviously unarmed.