Philip: [on the phone] Well, Doctor, the pains are coming closer together. Well, they start in the abdomen and they kind of radiate up and down in all directions.
Vivian: Philip, what are you talking about? I'm not having any pains.
Philip: Well, I am. Well, yes, Thursday afternoon will be fine. Yes, thank you.
Geoffrey: Yes, your Majesty?
Vivian: Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, who is having this baby? Him or me?
Geoffrey: It's rather difficult to tell just by looking.