Quote from Carlton in The Alma Matter
Carlton: What happened, and where's Mom? Tom Jones: Well, without you, your family was defenseless against Will. You see, they started to focus on happiness instead of success. Your mother ran away with the milkman, your father quit his practice to paint, Ashley does nothing but dance all day, and Hilary just does her hair. Well, maybe not everything changed. Carlton: But they're not making any money. I mean, so what if they're happy? I mean, how are they going to afford this house our cars, our club memberships? Tom Jones: Well, they can't. They're gonna lose it all. Happiness has ruined them. Carlton: I've gotta save them. I've got to teach them about greed and social climbing, and how to claim your dog as a dependent. Tom Jones: Now that's the Carlton I know. Maestro. [sings] It's not unusual To feel bad at any time It's not unusual To feel sad at any time Carlton: But if I ever am in a jam at any time Tom Jones: It's not unusual To find that I am there for you Whoa whoa oh whoa oh Oh Whoa oh Whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa Oh Oh Alright Oh yeah