Geoffrey: My friends, this calls for a drink.
Philip: This is incredible.
Hilary: I'll say.
Philip: Geoffrey. Geoffrey, now, that's a $500 bottle of champagne.
Geoffrey: Ah, the cheap stuff. Not to worry, Phil. It's on me.
Will: Geoffrey, check it out. Me and Carlton-
Geoffrey: Ah, your Montrose vase attracts dust like a magnet.
Will: G, listen-
Geoffrey: [throws the vase down] Problem solved.