Quote from Vivian in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Philip: I showed up, didn't I? Vivian: Yeah, Philip, for all the wrong reasons. What is your problem, honey? Having a baby is spiritual, and wonderful, and miraculous. Philip: Oh, it doesn't sound miraculous. It sounds yucky. Vivian: Well, you should have thought about that seven months ago before that second bottle of wine, Philip.