Will: Hey, Carlton, what time is it? Oh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot. I'm only wearing the finest timepiece ever made. This gold model was handcrafted in Switzerland by the finest of craftsmen. Keeps time accurate to within three seconds a year. [picks up Carlton's wrist] Love the Casio.
Carlton: Will, you're nothing more than a trollop, a strumpet, a love slave, sans the love.
Will: I'm sorry, Carlton, I couldn't hear you. My damn watch was just ticking so loud.
Carlton: You just don't have the fortitude to say no.
Will: Carlton, please. I mean, I have no choice. I'm the chosen one. I mean, take Moses when he was asked to part the Red Sea, did he say, "No, y'all build a dam"?