Will: [on the phone] Hey, Mom, guess who? No, it's Will. Will Smith. Hey, yo, Mom, check it out. It is some drama cutting loose out here. No, I'm not in trouble, but, no, check it out. Somebody we know is a grandma. No, no, not you, Mom. Mom. No, Mom. Mom, stop crying. Stop crying. Mom, no, it's not me. It's... Carlton is the father. Stop laughing, Mom. [Uncle Phil walks in] Yeah, that will be a large pepperoni with extra cheese. Right. I love you. [hangs up] Oh, that makes them bring it faster.