Carlton: It's a disgrace. It's a scandal. It's an outrage! It's the mother of my children.
Will: Carlton, look. The way to make an impression is to relax, man. You got to be calm, chill out a little bit. Hurt me! Hurt me! What's up, baby?
Veronica: The name's Veronica.
Will: Veronica, I likes that.
Veronica: Great. Now, I can die.
Will: Hold up, baby. See now, I noticed you noticing me. So I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you, too.
Veronica: And?
Will: And to let you know that, you know, I might consider letting you be with me.
Veronica: Is that what passes for a compliment around here?
Will: Look, baby, listen.
Veronica: No, you listen. If you want a shot at being with me maybe you should try talking to me like a human being, okay? Got it?
Will: Actually, baby, you got it, but I take donations.