Philip: Will, I told you there will be no beepers worn in my house.
Will: Oh, well, I didn't really disobey you, Uncle Phil, 'cause, see technically, we not in the house. Smog.
Philip: Get rid of that thing.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil, what's wrong? Do you think everybody's gonna think I'm a drug dealer? I mean, why wouldn't they think I'm a doctor?
Carlton: 'Cause everyone knows Buckwheat never went to medical school.