Will: G, I don't understand why. Just pick up the phone and ask her out.
Geoffrey: I wouldn't know what to say. Karen is different. She's so cultured, she's so refined. She can read.
Will: Look, G, it's not what you say, it's what you don't say. All right, whatever you do, don't tell her you like her. Whatever you do, don't tell her that you want to go out with her. You know, and whatever you do, don't ever say the "P" word.
Geoffrey: The "P" word?
Will: Yeah, "please." If you ain't Barry White, you ain't got to beg.
Geoffrey: [on the phone] Hello? Karen, this is Geoffrey. I just wanted to tell you how much I like you.
Will: No, G, no.
Geoffrey: You are the most charming and beautiful woman I've met in a very long time.
Will: No, G. What? No, G.
Geoffrey: And I'd be honored if you'd go out with me this evening, please. [Will groans] Wonderful. I'll pick you up at 8:00. Goodbye.