Geoffrey: [sings] I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me Funny but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love [talks] Dinner is served. Here are the condiments for your fish. Tartar sauce, dill sauce, lemon wedges and parsley butter.
Philip: Great. Where's the fish?
Geoffrey: Spoiling off the coast of Nova Scotia? I knew I forgot something. I'll see what else we have. [hums]
Hilary: Has Geoffrey been sniffing the 409?
Will: No, his nose is open.
Philip: Ah, that explains it. What the hell does that mean?
Ashley: Geoffrey's in love.
Geoffrey: No, Geoffrey is not. Would anyone care for a cocktail weenie? I guess I forgot to go to the grocery store.
Philip: Okay, anybody up for dinner at the club?
Will: Not bad. Got them all to myself. G, we got some of that squirt cheese?
Geoffrey: Who am I kidding? My nose is as open as a 7-Eleven.