Will: Hey, Marcus, what's up, man? Will Smith, you probably recognize me from my picture in the sports page. They said that I'm a superbly well-oiled machine with the face of an angel and the body of a god. Maybe that's not an exact quote.
Marcus Stokes: No, I don't recognize the face, brother. But I do recognize them ears. They covered up half of "Dear Abby."
Will: Hey, you had a pretty cute game out there tonight.
Marcus Stokes: Oh, man, I'm glad you enjoyed it, 'cause I'm gonna do the same thing to your butt next week.
Will: I'm glad you're familiar with that because my butt is the only part of my anatomy you gonna see next week.
Marcus Stokes: Oh, really? I'll bring a couple of umbrellas for you and that scout because I'm gonna be raining jump shots.
Will: Hey, hold up, I'm the only reason that scout is coming in the first place. Only scout looking for you is trying to sell you some cookies.
Marcus Stokes: I like your style, Will. I definitely like your style. But let me be the first to congratulate you ahead of time for being voted Most Likely to Bag my Groceries.
Carlton: Yeah? Well, I got just one thing to say to you, Mr. Hot Shot. You may be tall and good-looking and a good basketball player... but you're not that nice.