Nelson: Will, what you doing back so soon? You know my haircuts don't have no warranties.
Will: Yeah, well, you know, tonight's the big game, I wanted to come in and get a special trim. Don't cut me too short, though. I don't want you give me no "Hair Jordan."
Nelson: Well, if the people say you look pretty tonight be sure and mention Nelson's Golden Shears. Our motto is: "It may be nappy, but we'll make it snappy."