Tyriq: Yo, signing up for Singles and Mingles was a bumping idea but, you know, these dating services sure cost a lot of bones.
Will: Hey, who you telling? To pay for it I had to do double duty down at the restaurant. And I thought it was tough being a pirate. It ain't nothing compared to being a salad wench.
Tyriq: Well, I'm done filling out my application. Maybe I should put my scent on it, huh?
Will: Hey, I think not. Let's see. "Occupation: Waiter. Income: $3.50 an hour." Ty, you're not gonna get a date you're gonna get a hot meal and a box of free clothes.
Tyriq: You gotta write the things that would appeal to the kind of woman you want. So what's your occupation?
Will: Oh, well, I'm a biblical scholar, a nuclear physicist and a doctor who saves the lives of orphaned children.
Tyriq: Wow, man. Well, what kind of woman you looking for?
Will: Someone with really, really big breasts.