Judge Wilson: Let's see. Case number 3005, Sanders v. Banks. Says here the defendant, Will Smith, allegedly sideswiped the plaintiff, Eric Sanders at the home of Philip Banks. Home. Must be nice. My wife took mine in our divorce settlement. I hate her, I hate her, I hate her! Well then, Mr. Sanders, would you like to approach the bench and give us your opening statement?
Eric: Why, yes, Your Honor. And, by the way, I am deeply sorry about your domestic situation. [Will makes sucking sounds] Your Honor, I was backing out of the Banks' driveway when I heard loud, obnoxious music of the rap persuasion. The next thing I knew, Will Smith recklessly sideswiped my sole means of transportation.
Philip: I object, Your Honor.
Will: Yes, Your Honor, I object, this man is badgering the witness.
Judge Wilson: Young man, there is no witness.
Will: I know, I just always wanted to say that.