Carlton: Still hiding from Dad, huh?
Will: Look, man, I am not hiding, all right? [Phil walks up behind Will] I bought a car, I drove a car, and I had a wreck. So what? l'll tell Uncle Phil that to his face.
Carlton: Hi, Dad.
Will: Oh, now that's extremely creative, Carlton. "Look behind you, there's Dad." Ooh. [reaches back with his hand] Ooh, I sure hope Luther Vandross is in the house.