Quote from Vivian in She Ain't Heavy
Will: You know, I don't even know why I'm making such a big deal about this. She's not even my type. Vivian: Well, you like the same movies, same music same food, same jokes and you both enjoy sticking straws up your noses. Will: I know, Aunt Viv, but other than that we don't have nothing in common. Vivian: It's her weight, isn't it? You may have noticed that your Uncle Philip is overweight. [Will shakes his head] And you may also have noticed that I could care less and that I love him very, very much. Carlton: Dad changed his mind. He doesn't want a Belgian waffle. He wants you to use his new Sandwich King to make a chili-pocket sandwich. Vivian: I'll put some chili in his pocket.