Quote from Will in Love at First Fight
Kayla: Your mama's so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them. Will: Okay. Well, you know what? Your mama's so dumb she went to the movies. It said, "Under 17 not admitted" so she went and got 16 of her friends. Kayla: I shouldn't be talking about your mama. I feel sorry for your mama having such an ugly child. Will: Say what? Kayla: You're so ugly, she tied a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you. Will: Well- Well, you so ugly your mama had to feed you with a slingshot. Kayla: You so ugly, that ain't a fade on your head that's your hair running away from your face. Will: You know what, you so ugly... No, you know what, this is a good one. You are so ugly that if you... [stammers] Damn, baby. You so fine. [they hug] I would kiss you but I just had a chilidog.