Philip: Hi, guys. How's that history class coming?
Carlton: Fine.
Will: Yeah. Decent, I guess.
Philip: Hmm. How are you doing with your term papers and your reading assignments and your economic graphs of the cotton industry?
Carlton: Dad, if you don't mind, we'd rather not talk about History class.
Philip: Okay, suit yourself. [sings] Wade in the water Wade in the water children Wade in the water...
Will: Uncle Phil, please.
Philip: If memory serves, this Black history class was your idea.
Will: Yeah, but I didn't know Aunt Viv was gonna teach it. She's driving us crazy. Last night, I had a dream that I went to the prom with Harriet Tubman.