Will: Well, Helen sure thinks so.
Geoffrey: Ah, she's certainly a hot little number. But I'm afraid she and I were mismatched.
Will: Ah, she was a little too young for you, huh?
Geoffrey: Quite the contrary. I am afraid I was a little too intimidating for the poor girl. She's looking for someone a little slower, a little less sophisticated.
Will: I could be slower. I'm sure I could be less sophisticated.
Geoffrey: She sensed that. Here's her phone number. She's expecting your call.
Will: [to camera] It isn't important that I got the date with Helen. The important thing is I learned to appreciate Geoffrey as a human being. And Geoffrey and I have a deeper relationship.
[Will knocks Geoffrey over as he rushes to grab the telephone]