Vivian: Look, it was the only time that Jazz could give her a lesson today.
Philip: Vivian, I wish you would stop calling him that.
Vivian: But that's his name.
Philip: It is not. It can't be.
Vivian: Philip, these kids like to make up their own names. Let them.
Philip: Okay, fine. From now on, I'm no longer Philip Banks. Just call me King Edward lV.
Geoffrey: As you wish, Your Majesty. Humor, sir.