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Cold Feet, Hot Body

‘Cold Feet, Hot Body’

Season 5, Episode 23 - Aired May 1, 1995

A new student, Denise (Robin Givens), won't take no for an answer from Will.

Quote from Will

Denise: No, no. Oh, wait. Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I'm a Sixers fan all the way.
Will: Oh, get the-
Denise: Yeah. I should be, I just moved here from Philly.
Will: What? Wait, girl. You are scaring me. I'm from Philly. Get the-
Will: Yeah.
Denise: Well, that explains the attraction.

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Quote from Will

Will: Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Let's put it to a little test here. What you like, B-ball or football?
Denise: Round ball, of course.
Will: Oh, okay. Convertibles or 4-by-4?
Denise: Nothing beats an off-road vehicle.
Will: Oh, okay. Here's the one here. Potatoes or Stove Top?
Denise: Potatoes.
Will: Oh, girl. Look at you, you are just like me. Except, you know, a little softer and you smell better.

Quote from Will

Denise: All right, all right, okay, now it's my turn to ask you a question.
Will: Oh, bring it on, I ain't scared of you.
Denise: You ready?
Will: Uh-huh.
Denise: You wanna do something tonight?
Will: I sure do. Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh! I am sorry. Uh, I have what you might call a prior engagement.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Oh, oh. Will, look, you're always gonna find other women attractive. It's how you handle it that will determine whether your marriage is a success or a failure.
Will: Oh, wait, don't get me wrong, Uncle Phil, once I say I do, I don't.
Philip: [chuckles] Oh, if it were only that simple. Son, observe and learn. Now, you're walking down Rodeo Drive. You be Vivi.
Will: Okay. [high-pitched voice] Oh, come on, pudding, jeez you pushing me all off the sidewalk.
[Geoffrey walks into the room]
Philip: Oh, for God's sake, Will. Would you please be my wife?
[Geoffrey backs out]

Quote from Will

Denise: Guess who?
Will: Hey, hey. How's it going? How you doing? Good to see you.
Denise: Hey, take those off, I can't see those sexy eyes.
[Denise removes a pair of shades from Will's face to reveal a smaller pair of sunglasses]
Will: Uh... It's a rare condition. Day bindness. You know, they're really sensitive.
Denise: Wanna go to my place and turn off all the lights?

Quote from Will

Will: Denise, listen, I gotta be straight with you. I am really, really flattered. I mean, look at you, you're beautiful. Look at those sexy dimples and those beautiful cheeks. And then there's your face.

Quote from Will

Denise: So what's the problem?
Will: Well, I sort of have this, uh, fiancée.
Denise: So who's the lucky lady?
Will: Oh, her name is Lisa, but listen, I'm the lucky one. I mean, she's great. She's beautiful, she's brilliant and she got a 4.0 in biology.
Denise: Sounds like you really love her.
Will: Oh, yeah, I love her. Of course I do. I have to. We're engaged.
Denise: Well, I can't say I'm not disappointed.
Will: Look, Denise believe me, if this was one year ago, girl, I would be all over you. You know what I'm saying? All over you. You hear that?
Denise: Yeah, I know, only too well.

Quote from Will

Lisa: Hey, baby.
Will: I was just talking!
Lisa: To who?
Will: Uh... To myself. Yeah. You know, I do that sometimes. Don't you? [laughs] Yeah, yeah, you do. You do. I was just talking.
Lisa: Baby, I wanted to talk to you about a shower.
Will: Oh, I've thought about that, but it probably won't help.

Quote from Ashley

Kevin: Oh, look out, Yogi.
Ashley: [chuckles] Kevin, could we turn this off a while and talk?
Kevin: Okay. [sighs] Hey, you wanna see my Boo Boo?
Ashley: Oh, did you hurt yourself?
Kevin: No, my Boo Boo. [as Boo Boo] "Yogi I don't think the ranger's gonna like that."
Ashley: Are you thirsty?
Kevin: Yeah, sometimes.
Ashley: No, Kevin, I mean... Come on.

Quote from Will

Will: Oh, hey, Uncle Phil, what's up, man? You know, I cannot thank you enough for the, uh, little history lesson.
Philip: Oh. Oh, so there was a test?
Will: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I admit, I peeked over a couple of shoulders and I liked what I saw but I did not cheat.
Philip: Ah. Good for you, son.
Will: All right.
Lisa: I thought you took all your tests.
Will: Oh, uh, it was an unexpected oral exam. Yeah. But you know what, baby? I passed and it's out of my life forever, so let's have a beautiful night.
Geoffrey: [clears throat]
Denise: Surprise.
Will: [screams] [sings] I feel good [hums]

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