[Will's fantasy:]
Katie: So, what'd you wanna ask me?
Will: Katie, look, you know, we've been dating each other for a long time now and I just wanna tell you that I've never loved anybody the way that I love you. Katie will you marry?
Philip: [enters] Hey, what up, dawg? What it be like? I've been out traveling the world and... Whoa. Who is this lovely young lady?
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil, this is Katie.
Philip: Ah. Katie, Katie, Katie. Sexy lady.
Katie: Will's told me an awful lot about you but what he failed to tell me was you were so good-looking.
Philip: [chuckles] Yeah, well, the young brother gets convenient amnesia every once in a while. You know what I'm saying.

[Will's fantasy:]
Will: Uh, hey, Uncle Phil, can I rap to you for a sec?
Philip: Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
Will: Excuse us, Katie.
Philip: You stay there, baby.
Will: Um, Uncle Phil, I'm in the middle of something important right now.
Philip: Oh! My bad. Hey, you know. Because... Well, you know. Let me just go on upstairs here and take a shower because I'm feeling... kind of dirty.
Katie: How about I shower with you?
Will: Ooh. Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Hey, hey, hey, don't be a player hater, my brother.
Will: Every time. Every damn time.
[reality:]
Will: Every time!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Every time I turn around it's the same thing!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Over and over!

Aunt Helen: I'll tell you, Viv. I come here all the time. They got food, entertainment and men in grass skirts. Look at that. Ha, ha! Come here, boy. Come back here. [laughs] They wouldn't let me bring my leaf blower.

Vivian: Philip, I stood behind you. I supported you. I rooted for you every step of the way. But the long nights and the dinners alone and the postponed vacations were not supposed to last forever.
Philip: And they won't. Just because I'm running for political office doesn't mean I'm gonna win.
Vivian: Philip, you win at everything.
Philip: [laughs] Touche, you got me there.
Vivian: Philip, you always said that spending time with me and the family was the most important thing to you.
Philip: It is. Why can't we have it all?
Vivian: Can we? Can you honestly sit there and tell me I can have my husband back, the kids can have their father back and you can serve in office all at the same time? Can you say that to me?
Philip: I want to... but I can't. Look, Vivian, I didn't lie. I want the same things that you want and maybe I did overlook a few things before I decided to run for office. I love you. What am I gonna do with all those campaign buttons?

Philip: Look, kids, there's nothing to be concerned about. Your mother and I just had a silly little misunderstanding. She'll be back before lunch. It's no big deal.
Carlton: Well, I'd like to go on record here and now that I, for one, am not concerned. I'm on your team, Governor Banks.

Will: Hey, come on, Uncle Phil. I'm sure Aunt Viv is gonna be back real soon.
Ashley: Dad, what if she's not home soon? Don't you think maybe she's waiting for you to go get her?
Carlton: Losing proposition. Can only weaken your position. Besides, they're in her camp.
Hilary: If you want my advice, nothing says "I want you back" like jewelry.
Carlton: You know, there's something to that. Unless, of course, they're setting us up.

Philip: Well, she was upset, maybe a gift isn't a bad idea.
Will: Well, you know, I been a little unhappy with you too, Uncle Phil. Yeah, you know, I been thinking about leaving.
Philip: Leave.
Will: Glad you keep that sense of humor, Uncle Phil.

Vivian: What are you doing here?
Philip: I was just driving around the neighborhood. I heard they were... They had this... This thing down at that place I hadn't... I miss you, Vivian. I'm sorry for not including you in my decision to enter politics. I was wrong. Can we just put this behind us? [they hug] And I bought you a little something.
Vivian: Oh, Tiffany's.
Aunt Helen: [o.s.] Get it appraised!
Vivian: This is beautiful, Philip. Thank you.
Philip: Now, can we just go home?

Vivian: I can't tell you how happy I am you're giving up politics.
Philip: I never said I was giving up politics.
Vivian: Yes, you did.
Philip: No, I didn't. I said I was sorry for not including you in my decision to enter politics. I never said anything about not entering.
Vivian: You came all the way down here and nothing has changed?
Philip: Vivian, I know that you don't love politics, but-
Vivian: This is not about politics. It's about us.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Vivian: I want what I thought we've wanted all the time and now all of a sudden, you want something completely different.

Philip: Vivian, I came all the way down here, I said I was sorry, I said I was wrong. Now, what more do you want from me?
Vivian: Right now, I want you to leave.
Philip: If I leave I'm not coming back, Vivian.
Vivian: Good.
Philip: Because when I walk out that door, I'm gone. I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance. I mean it.
Aunt Helen: [o.s.] Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already!