‘Best Laid Plans’
Season 3, Episode 17 - Aired February 1, 1993
Will wants to take things to the next level with his girlfriend Monique (Kim Fields), but she has more traditional views on sex before marriage.
Quote from Will
Monique: Will, we're married. I am so happy and I'm going to make you happy, too.
Will: Okey doke. Girl, be gentle.
Monique: Honey, I meant for the rest of our lives. I'm going to be a good wife, Will because I believe in the sanctity of marriage. Don't you?
Will: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, baby, let's get naked.This thing open from the back or the front?
Monique: Oh, Will. There's something I want to give to you.
Will: What a coincidence 'cause there's something I want to give you, too.
Quote from Will
Monique: This. It belonged to my great grandfather. Now I want you to have it.
Will: Oh, thanks, a little box.
Monique: You didn't even open it, silly. Here. My great grandmother gave it to him on their wedding night. And Grandma gave it to Grampy and Mama gave it to Daddy and now I'm giving it to you. My parents are going to kill me when they find out what we've done, but... But I don't care. Will, I'm proud that you're part of my family now because you're decent and honest. Baby, I trust you. And I know you will love me and cherish me as long as we both shall live. Now, take me.
Will: Oh, damn! All right, all right, look, check it out. Look here. I'll be right back, baby.
Monique: Where are you going?
Will: I mean, look you gave me Grampy's watch and everything, and I ain't got nothing for you. So I got to go get you something. Sorry, Grampy.
Quote from Will
Monique: Honey, where have you-
Will: Monique, this is going to be hard enough as it is so please just let me do the talking. I know you respect honesty in a man, so I'm going to be honest. Monique, I just wanted to get you into bed so I tricked you. The whole ceremony was a fake and we're not really married. Monique, look, I'm sorry and I know what I did was wrong. And, Monique, I really care about you. I'm sorry. Monique, the room is paid for and everything, so why don't, you know I was just hoping that maybe since... [Monique knocks Will out with a punch to the face]