Will: Well, I got paid, didn't I? I'm gonna just sob all the way to the bank. You know what I'm saying?
[Will & Carlton feign crying]
Ashley: Oh, Will, it's too bad you won't get a chance to work with Halle Barry.
Will: Please tell me you meant Chuck Berry.
Geoffrey: Well, it's all here in Soap Opera News. Apparently you or whatever lucky devil will be playing Royce comes out of the coma a changed man. According to this, Royce is moving in with Miss Berry next week.
Ashley: Didn't you get your script?
Carlton: Ah! I knew there was something I forgot.
Will: Head start, coming in five, four, three, two... [screams]