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The Big Bang Theory: The Zazzy Substitution

403. The Zazzy Substitution

Aired October 7, 2010

Sheldon and Amy break up after an argument over the importance of their respective fields. Sheldon struggles to cope with the change and seeks an alternative to human companionship.

Quote from Howard

Howard: On the potty, what are you five?
Raj: It's a potty, what do you call it?
Howard: A toilet.
Raj: That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?
Howard: And potty is okay?
Raj: Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable.
Howard: What do you do on the potty, wee-wee?
Raj: If I don't have to boom-boom.

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Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I know mother, but you're not fooling me. Every time you want to talk it means you want me listen.
Mrs. Cooper: Then stop talking.
Sheldon: Yes, Ma'am.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Women, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.

Quote from Howard

*Howard imitates Raj's drunken Bollywood Breakdance*
Raj: That's very offensive.
Howard: Yeah, we all thought so.

Quote from Amy

Penny: How's your life?
Amy: Like everybody else's, subject to entropy, decay and eventual death. Thank you for asking.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.
Penny: Wow. That's like the worst country song ever.

Quote from Leonard

Amy: Is he always like this when he loses?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008.
Leonard: You bumped the table and you know it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I named him Zazzles because he's so zazzy.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I must take responsibility, I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.
Leonard, Raj, Wolowitz: Oh, oh, ok.
Sheldon: I believe she's experiencing her menses.
Amy: Actually, I'm not. In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Leonard, be serious. We're playing a game here.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz, but he's so zazzy.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Here's your cat and here's your $20.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh Balls!


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