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The Big Bang Theory: The Veracity Elasticity

1007. The Veracity Elasticity

Aired November 3, 2016

After Amy's apartment is ready to move back into, she lies to Sheldon about the state of the construction work so they can keep living together. Meanwhile, Leonard learns that Penny has been secretly moving his collectibles into storage.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic sport, I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold.

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Quote from Raj

Leonard: Sheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie, everyone does it.
Raj: Not me, I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.

Quote from Raj

Raj: If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why would she keep something from me, you know? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password. They recommended "Stella Got Her Groove Back" because of her.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Everybody wants to spend more time with me. I'm like a man made of sugar in a world of ants.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Buddy, buddy, listen, nothing bad is going on, she just she just didn't want you to know that the work on her apartment was finished a couple weeks ago.
Sheldon: I don't understand.
Leonard: She's enjoying living with you and she didn't want it to end early.
Sheldon: So, she's deceiving me in order to spend more time with me?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Oh. Well, I feel both flattered and hurt. Like when people say I look like that skeleton from Nightmare Before Christmas.
Raj: Oh my God, that's who you look like.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: So, in the spirit of cohabitation, the theme of today's episode is flags of two regions coming together as one.
Amy: Such as the flag of St. Kitts and Nevis.
Sheldon: So, let's roll up our "sleevis" and get to know Nevis.
*Howard plays a rimshot sound*
Sheldon: Well, I-I like that, but next time check with me.

Quote from Amy

Amy: What's going on?
Sheldon: I'm struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom.
Amy: Can it be more of an internal struggle?
Sheldon: I have to see it. While I'm gone, don't breathe on my pillow.
Amy: How about if I just don't breathe at all?
Sheldon: That's my girl.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?

Quote from Penny

Leonard: And what's it called when you secretly get rid of all your husband's stuff?
Penny: Wha-That is not true!
Leonard: Bernadette told Howard, Howard told me. Plus, I can see all my stuff is gone!
Penny: Oh, so, you believe your friend, and your friend's wife and your own eyes over me? Wow.


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