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22Quotes from ‘The Toast Derivation’

The Big Bang Theory: The Toast Derivation

417. The Toast Derivation

Aired February 24, 2011

When the gang start spending more time at Priya's apartment, Sheldon realizes Leonard is the center of their social group, not him. Meanwhile, Penny tries to move on after seeing Leonard in a new relationship.

Quote from Leonard

Wolowitz: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?
Priya: Oh, God, you're kidding.
Raj: No, Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista."
Leonard: Bam, right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

Quote from Sheldon

Zack: Anyway, after we get done snowboarding, I go to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi. There's no one around, so naturally I'm free-balling it. Next thing I know, this beautiful chick shows up. Drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.
Sheldon: Question: was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?
Kripke: Really, that's your question?
Zack:What's the difference?

Quote from Sheldon

Stuart: Can you please get back to the drunk girl, I'd like something to think about in the shower.
Zack: Oh, yeah, right. Anyway, she takes off all her clothes, climbs in the hot tub, and the first thing I noticed--
Sheldon: The water level rose.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Mmm, this is good. Whatever this is.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon:He'll be back.
Leonard: (Through the door) Of course, I'll be back, I live here!

Quote from Amy

Bernadette: We just thought you might want to go out and have a good time. Maybe go dancing?
Penny: Oh, gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.
Amy: You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Quote from Amy

Amy: Y'know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies I've perfected over the years. For example, do you own an electric toothbrush?
Penny: No
Amy: You should get one!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh look, it's Harry Potter and 98% of Sorcerer's stone.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: (Waving Zork game) Pick me, pick me, I'm fun.
Kripke: That all sucks the big hairy meatball.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

Quote from Sheldon

Priya: Would you like some homemade chili?
Sheldon: Are there beans in it?
Priya: Yes.
Sheldon: Then it's not chili. Real chili has no beans in it. But you're from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Yo, P-dawg!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Sadly Penny, this evening I am the dark knight roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: When he finished, he shouted "Eureka"!
Zack: No, I always shouted, "Holy, moly!" Don't know why, just do.

Quote from Howard

Sheldon: (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends.
Howard: Wow, I think it's like Beetlejuice. We must've said his name too many times.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.

Quote from Amy

Amy: If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber!

Quote from Howard

Priya: I guess he is a little quirky.
Wolowitz: Quirky? That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.

Quote from Sheldon

Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was a raffle. Where is the raffle?
Sheldon: Patience, patience, Barry, the waffle-- ahem. The raffle... is the grand finale to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.
Kripke: One more question--
Sheldon: Yes, you must be present to win.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.

Quote from Amy

Amy (to Penny): You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?


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