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14Quotes from ‘The Thespian Catalyst’

The Big Bang Theory: The Thespian Catalyst

414. The Thespian Catalyst

Aired February 3, 2011

Sheldon is inundated with negative feedback when he teaches a class. To improve his communication skills, Sheldon gets acting lessons from Penny. Meanwhile, Koothrappali has romantic daydreams about Howard's girlfriend, Bernadette.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal. Like a labradoodle.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Mrs. Cooper? Hey, it's Penny. I think I broke your son. Hold on. Talk to your mother.
Sheldon: (Crying) Mommy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!

Quote from Raj

Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I think I'll turn in. I didn't wanna teach those poopy heads anyway.
Howard: FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Okay, that's fine, but let's try and get you out of your comfort zone.
Sheldon: Why would we want to do that? It's called the comfort zone for a reason.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

Quote from Penny

Penny: (Reading tweet) "Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me wanna start cutting myself again."

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I agreed to speak to you this evening because I was told that you're the best and the brightest of this university's doctoral candidates. Hmm. Of course, that's like saying you are the most important electron in a hydrogen atom. 'Cause you see, there's only one electron in a hydrogen atom. Best and brightest my sweet patootee. All right, let's begin. Show of hands, who here is familiar with the concept of topological insulators? Don't kid yourselves.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Action.
Penny: Okay, it's not a movie. It's improv. So no one calls action.
Sheldon: Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought that.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is isolating the part of your brain where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.
Sheldon: Hmm, no. One slip of the hand and suddenly I'm sitting in the Engineering Department, building doodads with Wolowitz.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm still not adjusted to how the SyFy channel spells their name now. S-Y-F-Y, that's siffy.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Okay, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is an American classic.
Sheldon: So is the McRib sandwich. I don't care for that either.


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