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The Big Bang Theory: The Tangible Affection Proof

616. The Tangible Affection Proof

Aired February 14, 2013

Leonard and Penny go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette on Valentine's Day, while Sheldon and Amy search for the perfect presents for each other. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart throw a party for single people at the comic book store.

Quote from Howard

Howard: She hid my XBOX like I'm a child. And my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.


Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Okay, stop ruining Valentine's day and order my pizza.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Quote from Stuart

Raj: The theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself.
Stuart: That's good. Or maybe something a little less hand in the pants.

Quote from Sheldon

Alex: Well, I know she loves playing the harp, so Ifound this beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.
Sheldon: Now, Amy already has a real harp and it can play any song. What are you trying to pull here?

Quote from Sheldon

Alex: I know she's a fan of The Canterbury Tales. So I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England. I thought we could put it in a really nice frame.
Sheldon: But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
Alex: I don't know how to respond to that.

Quote from Stuart

Raj: It's nice that all the people who are lonely on Valentine's Day can come here tonight and be together.
Stuart: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I would rather be than here.
Raj: Except on a date with anybody.
Stuart: Literally anybody.

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