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The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion

819. The Skywalker Incursion

Aired April 2, 2015

Sheldon and Leonard take a detour on the way to give a speech at UC Berkeley, hoping to meet an idol of theirs. Meanwhile, a disagreement between Howard and Bernadette over the future of his Doctor Who TARDIS leads to a ping pong battle with Penny, Raj and Amy.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Have you made a decision about the TARDIS? I think I can sell it if we call it Big British Portapotty.

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Quote from Howard

Howard: Come on, one day this may double in value and be worth half what I paid for it!

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: Amy, the Daleks are right on my tail. Quick, we need to reset the time circuits. Oh no, I left my Sonic Screwdriver behind.
Amy: Really should have thought this through.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: If this doesn't get him in to your bedroom, nothing will.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Play that funky music, white boy.
Leonard: I'm surprised you know that reference.
Sheldon: What reference?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There it is. It's just a gate. On a road.
Leonard: It wasn't even that hard to find.

Sheldon: This is so amazing!
Leonard: I know!

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Hey, Raj, if Howard can't keep the TARDIS, how great would it look at your place?
Raj: What?
Howard: Yeah, what?
Bernadette: I don't know much about Doctor Who, but if you were to put this right outside your front door and open up the back, it would be like your entire apartment is the inside of the TARDIS. Which is pretty cool because on the show, the inside of the TARDIS is bigger than the outside. But then again, I don't know much about Doctor Who.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: You know, Amy, I can't help but wonder how Sheldon would react if the TARDIS was at your place.
Howard: Don't listen to her. Just hit the ball.
Amy: Keep talking.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: I just restocked the old PRK.
Penny: PRK?
Leonard: Public Restroom Kit. Everything a boy needs for making pee-pee in new and strange places.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I had one too, but I didn't have any friends so all I did was serve.
Bernadette: You know you can leave one side up and play against it.
Amy: And if I had a friend, they might have told me that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.
Leonard: Oh. I'm about to lose control. And I think I like it.
Sheldon: What are you talking about?

Quote from Bernadette

Penny: So when do you guys think you're gonna move in?
Howard: We're still figuring how much remodelling we want to do.
Bernadette: It's tricky finding the right balance between tasteful modern and Jewish mother chachki crap fest.

Quote from Penny

Amy: Ooh, you just chose champions. It's like we're re-enacting the ancient German practice of trial by combat.
Penny: It's also like when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
Bernadette: Leonard makes you watch that, too?
Penny: No, I like that show. It's got dragons and people doing it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy. But one quest at a time.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: What's the plan?
Leonard: I'm just gonna be honest with the guy.
Sheldon: Honesty will never get us in.
Leonard: Well, what's your plan.
Sheldon: All right. My plan is predicated on the assumption they have a nurse's office and your willingness to be lightly stabbed.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Shedding the yoke of my oppressors, you blind, sad little man.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: One question about that picture. Can it be with George Lucas? Ooh, grumpy you are.

Quote from Howard

Howard: And just so you know, when this started I was going to put the TARDIS in a discreet corner of the house. But I've since turned mean and now it's going in the middle of the living room on a rotating platform with a sign that says "Suck It".

Quote from Howard

Howard: Did you play badminton or sadminton?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell.
Leonard: Keep going.
Sheldon: And rubber gloves, and air freshener. Noise cancelling headphones. Oh, danger whistle. Umm, pepper spray. Ooh, a multi-language occupied sign. Let's see, we have seat protectors, booties for my shoes, a clothes pin for my nose. Oh, and, a mirror on a stick so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn't some kid of weirdo.

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