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16Quotes from ‘The Scavenger Vortex’

The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex

703. The Scavenger Vortex

Aired October 3, 2013

Raj devises a scavenger hunt for the gang, but the intense competition causes friction among the friends.

Quote from Amy

Amy: As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends." She was full of fun lies like that.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Run to India.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: My brain is better than everybody's!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm not a child. I know the word 'ninny.'

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: (Shouting at another driver) Your kid might be a honor student but you're a moron!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm sorry, are we really doing this? Or are we tricking him again like with the dinner party?

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Oh my God! You did not just slow down for a bird! You know they fly, right?

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: You suck so hard!

Quote from Amy

Amy: To the Neil-mobile!

Quote from Raj

Raj: I wish I had a friend like me.

Quote from Raj

Raj: If you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with a weapon of indifference, it was all of you!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team and I'm stuck with the liability?

Quote from Amy

Amy: Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough. I always got stuck on the first challenge, trying to find someone to be on a team with me. I guess that story's more sad than funny.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word? It means more fast!
Leonard: Stop yelling at me.
Bernadette: Hey, you'll know when I'm yelling at you.

Quote from Bernadette

Leonard: Do you think Penny's mad at me?
Bernadette: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming.
Leonard: No, because I didn't want her on my team.
Bernadette: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet. The slowest bullet in the world.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Hey, Romeo. Repair your relationship on your own time!


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