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The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Recalibration

1013. The Romance Recalibration

Aired January 19, 2017

After Penny starts to feel like Leonard is taking her for granted, she chooses to go on a spa weekend with Amy. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj think up inventive ways to try fix a squeaky floorboard in baby Halley's room.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Aww, I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the "no nostalgia" clause.


Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I would pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like eighth grade all over again.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Things going well with you and Sheldon living together?
Amy: Better than ever. He asks about my day, takes an interest in my life. He's like my boyfriend in college, except he's real, so people can see him.
Bernadette: I've been seeing him for years. I'm still not convinced he's real.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Amy is free. She had a harp lesson on Saturday, but it got canceled. Boy, when you take an interest in people, you really uncork a geyser of nonsense.

Quote from Howard

Raj: It looks like a map from Dungeons & Dragons.
Howard: Mm. Except the creature in the crib is a level-nine poop monster.

Quote from Amy

Leonard: What do you say?
Sheldon: I get to write a contract? I say, let's get this party of the first part started!
(Amy enthusiastically laughs)
Penny: Do you really think that's funny?
Amy: It's in our agreement. I have to laugh.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Is it normal for the husband to kind of completely stop giving a crap?
Bernadette: Uh-oh, what's going on?
Penny: Well, Leonard used to do all these things, like bring me flowers and wear pants.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Yeah, got to get her hooked on TV, or someday, she'll want me to play outside.

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