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The Big Bang Theory: The Re-Entry Minimization

604. The Re-Entry Minimization

Aired October 18, 2012

Howard is disappointed when his return to earth receives less fanfare than he expected. Meanwhile, it's Girls vs. Boys when Amy and Penny take on Sheldon and Leonard on game night.

Quote from Raj

Howard: Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Raj: Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.
Stuart: Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.
Raj: It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
Stuart: That sounds a little funny to an American ear.
Raj: Which part?
Stuart: Just all of it.


Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Yeah, you had a good run, fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with nostalgic fondness. The way we do the dial-up modem, the VHS tape, or Leonard's gym membership.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: You're unbelievable.
Sheldon: I know.

Quote from Amy

Amy: We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA and play real-life Operation.
Leonard: Uh-uh.
Sheldon: No.
Penny: I don't think so.
Amy: Are you sure? I mean, the nose doesn't light up, but if the corpse is fresh enough, sometimes you can get the leg to jerk.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The word is Polish. See, look.
Polish sausage. And the model of the solar system developed by Nicolaus Copernicus, a Polish astronomer. And then, finally, if that wasn't enough, which it should've been, this is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium, who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth.
Penny: Excuse me, the word is polish. See? Small p.
Sheldon: Ah! So it is. I guess we both share blame on this one.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I don't have a problem with Stuart. Besides, he gives us a 20% discount at his comic book store.
Sheldon: Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply.
Stuart: I can go 30.
Sheldon: Welcome aboard, old chum.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate Howard's accomplishment tonight.
Amy: Me, too. But we'll see him tomorrow.
Sheldon: Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: In what universe is that a present?
Sheldon: It's not a present, it's the present. Look. There's you and me. It's Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary. In the present.
Penny: Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: All games are made up. They're not found in nature. You don't just dig in the ground, and come across a rich vein of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Okay, glasses off. Find Waldo.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Once again, unbelievable.
Sheldon: Yeah, once again, I know.

Quote from Howard

Crowd at the airport: There he is! Howie! Howie!
Howard: Whoa, thank you. Great to be back on Earth.
Howie Mandel: Uh, I think they're here for me, Ringo.

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