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The Big Bang Theory: The Precious Fragmentation

317. The Precious Fragmentation

Aired March 8, 2010

The guys friendship is under threat when they find an authentic ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: One ring to rule them all.
Raj: One ring to find them.
Howard: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.
Raj: Holy crap are we nerdy!


Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: So, just to clarify, when you say three, do we stand up or do we pee?

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: What was that?
Penny: Sheldon tried to steal the ring so I punched him.
Leonard: That's my girl!

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Where's the ring?
Leonard: It's in a Fedex box on its way back to where it came from.
Raj: The fires of Mount Doom?

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Who's Adam West?
Sheldon: Who's Adam West!? Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: That is so sad.
Sheldon: No, what's sad is that you don't know Adam West is TV's Batman.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: *Doing Mr. T impression while holding a action figure of Spock with Mr. T's head* I pity the fool who's illogical!

Quote from Howard

Howard: I'll bet your Meemaw didn't just have sex to have your mother, I bet she had sex because she liked it.
Sheldon: Stop it!
Raj: Yeah, Meemaw did the nasty.
Sheldon: I said stop it!
Howard: We're getting to him.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: So Sheldon, how's it feel to be beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It's not the first time. I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero.

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