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318. The Pants Alternative
Aired March 22, 2010
When Sheldon receives an award, his fear of public speaking threatens to derail his achievement, so the gang tries to help him overcome his fears.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge".
Quote from Sheldon
Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-men.
Quote from Howard
Sheldon: I see. I assume since the rest of you have set the bar so low, you're saving the most impressive contribution for last. Go on Howard, dazzle me.
Howard: Well, my power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddly-ass problem. And that's 24/7 buddy.
Quote from Howard
Howard: Well no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was a giant. But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.
Leonard: Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?
Sheldon: I was wearing size a million pants.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can’t run, leave them behind. Oh, the simulated horror!
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Hello, I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.
Quote from Leonard
Sheldon: Where are my pants?
Leonard: You might wanna check out YouTube.
Quote from Raj
Raj: These methods of meditation come from the ancient gurus of India, and have helped me overcome my own fears.
Sheldon: And yet, you can't speak to women.
Raj: True, but thanks to it I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.