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The Big Bang Theory: The Pants Alternative

318. The Pants Alternative

Aired March 22, 2010

When Sheldon receives an award, his fear of public speaking threatens to derail his achievement, so the gang tries to help him overcome his fears.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge".


Quote from Sheldon

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-men.

Quote from Howard

Sheldon: I see. I assume since the rest of you have set the bar so low, you're saving the most impressive contribution for last. Go on Howard, dazzle me.
Howard: Well, my power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddly-ass problem. And that's 24/7 buddy.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Well no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was a giant. But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.
Leonard: Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?
Sheldon: I was wearing size a million pants.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Question: Where are my Pants?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can’t run, leave them behind. Oh, the simulated horror!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hello, I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: Where are my pants?
Leonard: You might wanna check out YouTube.

Quote from Raj

Raj: These methods of meditation come from the ancient gurus of India, and have helped me overcome my own fears.
Sheldon: And yet, you can't speak to women.
Raj: True, but thanks to it I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.

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