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‘The Ornithophobia Diffusion’ Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion

509. The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Aired November 10, 2011

Leonard and Penny try hanging out together as friends, while Sheldon is forced to overcome his fear of birds.

Quote from Amy

Amy: If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.

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Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Really? On top of everything, you're afraid of birds?
Sheldon: Its called ornithophobia and someday it will be recognized as a true disability, and the landlord will be required by law to put a giant net over the building. Which is unfortunate because I have a fear of nets.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm going to the movies with Penny. I don't want her to think I think it's a date.
Sheldon: Do you think it's a date?
Leonard: No, but she might think I think it's a date even though I don't.
Sheldon: Or you might think she thinks you think it's a date even though she doesn't.
Leonard: Are we over thinking this?
Sheldon: Not at all.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Trust me, if I had a death ray I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Star Wars on Blu-ray.
Penny: Haven't you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard: Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray.
Penny: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: I know, it's high resolution sadness.

Quote from Penny

Penny: And remember, he's more afraid of you than you are of him.
Sheldon: That doesn't help.
Penny: No, I was talking to the bird.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Too casual?
Sheldon: For an audience with the queen, yes. For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a flaming trash can, you look great.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

Quote from Leonard

(Leonard is pointing out the monotonous movie habits of their former relationship.)
Leonard: No. You always picked, and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that is a great movie, and it starts in ten minutes.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Do you think I'm overdressed?
Sheldon: It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam? Yes. If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins.

Quote from Amy

Amy: So I guess you have to have hollow bones to get some sugar around here.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Did you tell her her about your favorite asthma inhaler?

Quote from Raj

Raj: That is one tough birdie.


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