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The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation

323. The Lunar Excitation

Aired May 24, 2010

After Penny grows tired of her dim-witted date, she worries that dating Leonard has ruined her for dating normal guys. Meanwhile, Wolowitz and Koothrappali conspire to find Sheldon's perfect match online.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
Sheldon: How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?


Quote from Howard

Leonard: She didn't dump me. We were just in different places in the relationship.
Sheldon: I fail to see how a relationship can have the qualities of a geographical location.
Howard: Its very simple. Leonard was living in a little town called "Please don't leave me", while Penny had just moved to the island of "Bye-bye!"

Quote from Sheldon

(Sheldon notices Penny taking Leonard to his bedroom)
Sheldon: What's going on?
Penny: Get your noise-cancelling headphones, 'cause it's gonna get loud.
Sheldon: Oh, not this again.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Damn you, you rat bastard! In the olden days, I never would have known he was that stupid.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say I've never heard the phrase "yeeehaw" used in quite that context.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: With skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.
Howard: That's a bazinga, right?
Sheldon: One of my best, don't you think?

Quote from Amy

Amy: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Quote from Howard

Howard: *Noticing Raj peeking through someone's window using the telescope* Oh, Raj, no. Billions of dollars have gone into inventing the Internet and filling it with pictures of naked women, so we don't have to peep through windows.

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