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The Big Bang Theory: The Long Distance Dissonance

1024. The Long Distance Dissonance

Aired May 11, 2017

When Sheldon's old admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, returns to the university while Amy is away at Princeton, Sheldon's friends try to protect his relationship with Amy.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?

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Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Because there's only one of me, I'm more valuable.
Penny: Right.
Sheldon: Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Okay, let's try this. Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys people like to collect.
Sheldon: I already do.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Why didn't you tell me?
Bernadette: We didn't want you to worry.
Amy: Should I worry?
Penny: No, come on, it's Sheldon. Nothing is gonna happen.
Amy: That's what you said to me when I started dating him. And then five years later, bingo-bango, something happened.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy.
*Amy opens the door. Sheldon is on one knee, holding out an engagement ring*
Sheldon: Will you marry me?

Quote from Penny

Penny: Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. ... Because he only has eyes for you!
Amy: Nice try.
Penny: Thanks, I was scrambling.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she has to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Not only did they eat together, Leonard said he made her laugh.
Bernadette: That's nothing, Howie said she touched his hand.
Penny: Did he Purell?
Bernadette: No.
Penny: I cannot believe Leonard mentioned the Toblerone but left that part out.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody's got to go over there.
Leonard: You got feet and legs, you do it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: That was fun. It was like Mario Kart.

Quote from Bernadette

Penny: Do you think living with Amy has somehow stirred up Sheldon's sexual appetite?
Bernadette: (grimacing with disgust) Ugh. How can you think that? Why would you even put those words together?

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself. Do you, do you have a boyfriend?
Sheldon: Leonard, your wife is sitting right here. What are you doing?


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